Being a soccer mom myself I thought that this was worth
sharing. The offside rule finally explained in terms
that we can understand! Enjoy!
Picture
this: you're in a shoe store, second in the line. Behind the
shop assistant on the counter is a pair of shoes which you
have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in
front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with
desire.
Both of
you, however, have forgotten your purses. It would be
totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had
no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at
the till waiting.
Your friend
is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop
and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to
you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk
round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she
could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and,
*whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other
shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes. Always
remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown*
it would be plain wrong to push in front of the other
shopper.